I'm Winning This Time: Mal vs Mike Version.

Mal: Oh! Oh oh! Oh oh! Cameron is afraid of soap! And Zoey's so lame there's no hooooope!
Mike: MAL!
Mal: Rocking it, Subconscious style! Surfing down this magic mile, hoping I don't get hit by, the lava that's a flyin'!
Mike: One last chance, to prove my might! That's what keeps me up at night! Why else would I volunteer, for something death defying....?
Mal: I'm winning for real!
Mike: Yeah yeah! I'm winnin' this deal!
Mal: Yeah yeah! I'm a surfing genie!
Mike: I'm winnin'! You'll see!
Mal: Yeah yeah!
Svetlana: Sure you're stiff und don't move much, so vwhat if you can't such and such?! You vwere the first, personality here SO! GO SHOW THEM YOU'RE A WINNER!
Chester: AAAAAAAAAA!
Mal: I'm taking control! It's time to rock and ro-oll!
Mike: You can't beat my mad skills! Giving Zoey....some thrills!
Mal: OW! Curses! UGH!
Mike: OW! No fair!
Svetlana: This is messed up. It's true. Sorry Chester. DON'T SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE!
Mike: Step aside! Comin' through!
Mal: I'm still, coming for yooouuuuu! WHO-O-OA! I'm winning this time!
Mike: Sorry Mal! It's mine!
Chester: Sorry about my behind!
All: WHO-O-OA! I'M WINNING THIS TIME! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!